BazzMann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Matrix Has You.]

COOL!

This movie truely did cater for all tastes - I found that I had my own personal preferences of artistic style, and some were more fun for me to watch than others. But all were well-animated in their own right. Of course, the Burly Battle and Final fight scene were my 2 all-time favourites, this might be because they were made by my all-time favourite artists... that is a kind of Flash talent i wish I'd acquire faster... practicing is a long and painful road!

Anyway, this movie was fantastic, I couldn't give anything less than a 10 on everything but Interactivity, due to all the great styles and themes contained within!

[Thank You, Love]

A music video...

Ok.... firstly, I should probably say that I hate that song - but this hasn't affected my appreciation for the movie, and the lyrics in themselves are quite sweet. Now, as "ThwartedEfforts" said in the review before mine, it really wasn't that amazing a movie - the substance wasn't so great to deserve so many 10's - however, it is quite touching, and pleasant I must admit.

I also must say that the graphics in themselves were very well-drawn - the art in this is great, and if used in a more exciting project, I feel you could go a long way as an artist - and you obviously have some animation talent too judging from this movie. The colour scheme was great - but the movie just didn't have the atmosphere that I can tell you were intending. It's clear that you tried to make a more emotional and deep flash movie than most - but it didn't seem to work out. However, I did like the movie...

[Till death do us part]

Wow...

I love sound Flash animations, whether they introdruce humour, romance, interesting points, or opinion. But never have I ever seen such a touching emotional, and to be honest disturbing Flash movie... this really made me shudder... it made me react in the way the author wanted me to! Well done!

[NG Thanksgiving day Ecard]

You're lucky I have broadband...

1,334Kb for this? THIS? The equivalent of something like 100 frames of Flash animation, and 50 of those were the End Credits. And by the way, you don't need me to tell you that end credits SHOULDN'T be the same length as the movie, let alone even longer!!

Seriously - If I still had the 56k connection that I had a few weeks ago, I would hunt you down, and savagely kick your arse! (I know Americans say ass... but hey! Who cares - I'm English, and I speak it!!). Anyways... you're lucky you only wasted a minute or so of my good bandwidth, as opposed to the many minutes I would usually have taken to download this crap! I hope you go choke on something sharp and pointy - any sexual references you deduce from that are purely your own...

[Dick Mantis]

It was pretty damn good...

Ok, there is no 2.5 button, so I gave this a 3! And on top of that, It would have scored a 0 for interactivity, if I didn't check out that RULING naked clown at the end!! Nice coding there...

Well, this was a pretty good movie, and I am going to go check out another few movies of yours... with that many movies and with you still having a batting average of a B - you must be pretty good!

Keep up the good work, blah blah...

[Freak : Prelude (Ep. 1)]

Brilliant...

I am shocked that this type of work can be performed in Flash. This made me totally absorbed! The story was perfect, and I can't comment on any bad aspect! I loved the end - "I'm a fuckin' freak" haha! Very good... that got you a 4 for humour!

I totally love the graphics and animation, it seems like you have used some real pictures which you have rendered into flash by bitmap tracing... but it is soooo fantastic, that if this is the case, more people should do that! It had a very good feel to it, and I loved the atmosphere. Okay, I'm just babbling now, I was just overwhelmed with this movie's quality... PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!

[Fibonacci Burfing Monkey]

Fibbonacci rules!!

I mean, it really is the Mathematic concept that allowed us to understand things like plant leave growth patterns, and other intricate details of the natural world around us! It's great to see someone took this neglected subject, and made a semi-educational movie about it! Thank you, Evil-Dog! Oh, and I just watched your FREAKING BRILLIANT Freak movie, so I'll review that next...

[Mark's Teachings of Anime]

I know nothing of anime...

So that is why I don't try to submit anime!! I loved this movie, it was so true. Content-wise, it was fantastic. The voice actor was great, the timing of events perfect, it was humerous, and it still managed to make a serious point!

However, though it was hard to notice the small flaws due to the greatness, I still am a man of Flash, so some of my review has to take into account the Flash-aspect of the movie! The animation wasn't top-notch. It didn't have to be, but I have to say this, in order to stay true to my constructive critisizm form... but yeah, great movie! And it was a good length too!

[Just Another Day 2- Again]

It wasn't that bad!!!

Why is everyone reviewing this movie so half-heartedly? Sure, it didn't make complete sense, but it wasn't meant to be a serious movie! Personally, I think the wit and humour could have been a lot better, but script-writing comes with practice. And that's what this guy is doing - practicing. I liked the voice-acting, it was pretty good quality. And though the graphics were nowhere near perfect, I'm giving them a reasonable 5 because they were fitting to the style of the movie, and I could easily make out what they were!

So basically to all you people who just write "WTF" or "?????"... go drown on your own sweat!

Mek1985 responds:

YAY

[Mythology]

Great work!

I loved your animation in this - and you didn't even sacrafise the quality of the graphical work to create the good animation effects! This movie must have taken long!

The only problem I really dis-liked was the very small screen, with the big black border around it... made it hard to truely admire the work put into the very detailed graphics... if it was basic and you wanted to make it look more detailed, then fine! But this was not the case. So I had to zoom in to truely enjoy the movie - my vote won't reflect it, but it's a bad decision I hope you don't repeat when submitting other content with the same massively high quality as this!!