BazzMann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I'm The Creator Of Things]

Hehe...

The gratituous sex-scene was cool!

Erm, other than that - I did actually like the style of graphics, they weren't too shoddy, they flowed well - and granted, the animation could have been less choppy, but it was decent enough.

The sound sucked more than a whore on crack, though... you can hear the part where it loops very clearly, it was atmospheric at first but didn't develop to the pace of the movie... still, this silent movie was a LOT more stylised than my attempt at a silent movie, "Violent Jim"... LOL!!!

Keep up the good work...

[Clock n' Lock Rap Off]

LOL!

Haha, that was class...

I may hate clocks, and I may hate locks, but I like good Flash movies. I like the way your rhymes fit the beat well - that must have been some pretty good sound editing. Shows you took some effort making this.

Oh yeah - great rhymes! They could have been a bit more ridiculous, but they were ridiculous enough to make me laugh - seeing a lock sing about getting rambunctious with a "slut"! Hehehe...

Rabbid-Squirrel responds:

thank you for your kind review. i did spend quite a while on the flash getting the raps to fit the beat. in fact i spent so much on making the music and the rap, i forgot the rap artist. lol. but yeah it was difficult. thanks again. sequel coming late may/early june

[FF Mini Storys 11]

LOL!!!

Spongebob - "My nose is shaped like a penis"! Hahaha, that was good.

The rest was pathetic. The type of thing that makes me wish someone would impale me, rip out my eyes and shred me up to feed to a leprechaun, so that I'd never have to watch this tripe. The animaiton was awful. When I saw the INFINATELY poorly designed loadscreen - I thought "Damn, this will be poor" - but then I thought, no. I'll give it a chance. I'm a kind-hearted NG user.

10 Seconds in, I thought "yep, definately poor indeed", and contemplated writing my review THEN! But STILL I managed to watch the entire movie. For what? Less time for me to live my own life? You're a waste, both of you! How it took TWO Flash authors to make this, I'll never ever know!!!

[Chaos Extreme]

Alright

Not too great - the animation was nice at points, but sloppy at critical moments. For example, if you're chopping off a gigantic green giant demon's head while it's trying to stab you with it's huge, needle-like claws... it shouldn't be animated as lazily as that!

I wanted to see a bit more fanciness, maybe a few more special effects, and some nicer acrobatics from the characters perhaps. But again, it was ok

PartiallyCorrupt responds:

The boss was a tad bit hard for me too animate. I really think I bit off much much more than I could chew with that guy. Thanks for the advice!

[Ultimate Sercurity Device]

Heh heh heh!

I liked it. Can't really say much more than that, except for "LEARN HOW TO MAKE A PROPER LOADING SCREEN!!!". But it doesn't really matter anyway...

Keep it up.

DragonSnare responds:

oh the preloader is because I was using the Flash MX 2004 trial so I could figure it out on that

[All American Girl]

Stylish!

I liked this movie, many ideas rolled into one "short" film. The graphics were fine, I don't get everyone's complaint - this was obviously quite well-optimised. I say quite, bearing in mind it was still over 4.5mb, but that isn't bad at all. I liked the different styles of drawings.

However, I felt that the animation was slightly "scrappy"; I mean, it was nice, but the smoothness of it was affected probably due to the framerate. Also, the use of in-between "fillers" moving from one frame to another would help. But then again, with the pulsing music, it did seem to fit the style so perhaps that was the effect you had.

I don't know - it's not my job to give a detailed insight into the conceptual ideas of the artist! I just make stuff - and vote on other people's stuff ;c)

FemJesse responds:

Yes I left the framerate at 12. I couldn't imagine it fitting if it were any higher. I'm working on another right now of a song I wrote called "If I could Nuke the World" which is a spoof of "If I Could Teach the World to Sing..."

[Final Fantasy A+]

One of the best... ever.

This was fantastic - the idea captivated me til the end, and I only realised how long it actually was after I viewed it! Even though the voices were in japanese, I adapted within the first minute, and it added something special - just like watching Japan cartoons :'>

I hope you make more...

[NG TT VIII (Eggs)]

Great Job, Bezerker8x!!!

I'm going to review the whole movie based on the legs-and-arms egg movie! Because that movie was seriosuly one of the best, most entertaining flash movies I've seen. If you made that to the deadline, I'm SOOOO impressed! The sound was reasonable enough as long as I put my head close to the speakers- if it wasn't for the great movie, I could see how that'd piss some people off. But to me, the whole thing was great! EXCELLENT script, great locations, funny characters, great diologue, and I just loved everything about it! Oh my God, this truely was fantastic!