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WOW!

I had 6 orgasms watching this film, and 3 nosebleeds.

Fucking awesome. I love you Cool_Penguin_0, and I want to have your babies.... IN MY ANUS! :o

cool-penguin-0 responds:

OMG ADDRESS PLEASE.

<3

Great!

Funny, short randomness and mayhem! Typical of a Cool_penguin film! Well done you guys!

I love the different styles, however it was clear this wasn't meant to be a hugely artistic or design-angled project. Next time, try to spend more time on something more meaty, with linking storys, and perhaps better animation. Good anyway, I'm giving this a 3.

cool-penguin-0 responds:

Lots of Jams don't have linking stories, but it could be a super cool idea.

No...

The stupid camera sounds for every button press? DON'T DO THAT, IT PISSES PEOPLE OFF!!!

The graphics in this were okay-ish for a first time, but not good for an NG submission, which is the criteria I'm grading this on. The movie was a mess, totaly frustrating and slow-moving, with stupid little pointless flashy things everywhere. And if I wanted to read a 1000-page novel I'd go to the library, it's supposed to be a flash MOVIE not BOOK.

To sum up:
1) Quit the shitty sounds, they piss me off.
2) Don't have so much text in it... it's annoying
3) Develop scenes/characters more, or make a good storyline. Either way, do something

5SS-PsychoWiLL responds:

Don't you have anything nice to say?
A comment or two would've spruced up the cover page rather than make look like anal vomit.

Thanks for the opinions, but either way, I don't appreciate them.

It was cute...

I did like the graphics, it was a cute character, however this movie had no substance. Fair enough it was meant to be a cute lil click-around... but there were only 4 buttons anyway dude!! And they weren't actually that great when you clicked on them.

I would LOVE to see this character, as smoothly animated as this, in a feature-length film. I don't really mind if it's not as "testosterone-filled" as all the other movies, and I'm into this... it's not just for girls! But it does need a lot more - so I'm only giving it a 2.

NOgood responds:

that was a fair review, so thanx = )
i didn't submit this to try and be no.1 or anything, it's just a short piece from my portfolio that i thought the girls might like to see (since my gf loved it).
but it seems that most of NG hates it but that's ok, lol
i guess they want to be entertained, hopefully my upcoming movie 'The Legend Of A Samurai' fulfills their needs. You can check out the trailer on NG if you're bored and tell me what you think = )

Nyegh...

It wasn't totally unsubmittable, it was fairly decent. I didn't like the song, and the movie wasn't fantastic- but the graphics/animation weren't so awful that it deserves to be blammed... it's obvious you spent a bit of time on this one.

So good on you! =')

Old-Tobunshi responds:

Well, this is an older submission of mine, it's graphics weren't the best, but I just streamed the audio because the audio fell off-sync before, and I wanted people to see it again, so I re-submitted. Thanks for reviewing! ^_^

Erm... I didn't like.

It wasn't very entertaining, I didn't get any of the "jokes", however they were there. Apparantly. So I'll give you a humour score. The drawings/animation actually weren't *THAT* bad, I didn't hate it because of it... and the sound quality was decent, despite the unconvincing voice acting. You'll get better with practice.

However, NEVER WRITE THAT STUFF ON YOUR AUTHORS COMMENTS! No-one cares about your hard-drive crash, erection problems and life-story. And don't say how crap it is otherwise others will tend to agree.

This wasn't that bad a movie - just keep practicing. I'm giving you a 2

Lecca responds:

Okay, thanks...

But I can't get erection problems. I'm as female as they come...

But I get what you're saying.

I'm disappointed...

You're a decent Flash artist and I sort-of enjoyed your movies that I saw!

After flaming you on the NG Forums I thought I'd check to see whether your Flash work was good... turns out it was. I'm obliged to review it fairly - anyway... I think this movie was good, I dind't mind the graphics, the animation was decent and your concepts are fairly flawless (good imagination equals a great flash artist if they get the skills down... that is something I tend to lack, as well as the skills of course.)

Erm, the only thing I'd suggest is that you include a more substantial SFX backing, perhaps more appropriate sound effects, an eery background loop. Obviously don't carry on with this project but think about doing more for your next one.

Ok... now that's out the way, back to contempt.

Slightly-Crazy-Dude responds:

Well you are the last person i expected to see here. But i can see your a decent guy so i wont start again. This animation i considered my worse, i thought my other ones would have got a better score. This was flung together in about a week and a half, and the sound effects are terrible. Ive learned alot from then, i think that was my second submission, im not sure i dont have the .Fla anymore. Thanks for the suggestions and review.

Almost had me crapping my pants...

.... almost. It wasn't THAT good; well, no, it was that good, but it was also short. Very short.

The ideas were fantastic, I loved the monsters, and from the great animation and fantastic graphics in this I can understand how time consuming it was to make even this little segment - but I'm not sure if you can relate to this, but you know when you're watching something awesome and you're questioning what will happen next at every tiny moment? And then BANG, it stops quite randomly and suddenly, leaving you in darkness? That sucks, and this is what happened here, leaving me feel cheated into getting my hopes extremely high...

You have AMAZING talent as an artist, and I hope to see other projects from you in future... I would even think it'd be a cool idea to develop this idea as a whole "feature-length" project

boardermike responds:

thanks, this was one of those reviews that really started me thinking, and im going to make a part 2 with a good plot, don't know or it will be a series or just a movie... but thanks for your opinion! (my english is crappy i know)

LOL!

Nice short message! I found this funny in a post-modernistic ironic way... or something else of that nature that makes me sound intelligent, lol!

Either way, keep up the good work

Nextrol responds:

Hahah. Thanks man! :)

I didn't like it...

and I don't think it has a place on the portal. Sorry for the bluntless, I can't really say any more for this one than that, since it's obvious you could do a good job with a movie if you put time and effort into it.

SwitchBladeClock responds:

ya, well at least you have a little faith in me :)

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